Guy text me trying to flirt.. didnt come out so well? haha wut u think?

ok so i been seeing this guy for little over 3 weeks now. and i often text him with flirty messages.. but i dont think he knows how to respond back to them.. they usually turn out sounding kinda dorky.. what do you guys think?





i text him once saying something along the lines of how i wished he was in my bed with me and he text back ';i'll just get u all marinated for when i come back into town'; .... marinated?????





another one i told him i was at an xmas party getting drunk and he wrote back '; suitable.. wish i was consuming with you'; .... ?? just kinda sounds weird..





another one he sent me was ';u better be in top shape for when i get back cuz im gunna bring back a storm with me and have u going for hours and hours'; hahaha..





another one was ';i wanna rip your clothes off and rub my hands all over your body...twice.. and then finish with...icecubes'; LOL... sexy or not?





it just seems like..well i dunno... wuts your guys' take on it?Guy text me trying to flirt.. didnt come out so well? haha wut u think?
He has no game and is trying way to hard to be funnyGuy text me trying to flirt.. didnt come out so well? haha wut u think?
he either does not know what to say or trying to be funny but its not working.


what a nerd :)
There is an art to flirting via texting,can sound smutty if the writer is not a cunning linguist.Charm and smut are different.
He is so dam funny Ahahaha =] Hey you know. Atleast he is trying right? He isnt very good but if he is trying then that means something doesnt it? hahah funny guy.. ';Consuming'; LOL